Monday, December 19, 2011

Double up

"I was met by immaculate specimens of young American womanhood, holding silver trays and flashing perfect dentition. What would I like? I thought a gin and tonic would meet the case. 'Sir, that would be inappropriate.' 'In what respect?' 'At this altitude gin would be very much more toxic than at ground level.' In that case, I said, make it a double."

- Christopher Hitchens

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